Karl Lagerfeld spent his day guest editing Paris’ Metro—why not?!—and offered his thoughts on the biggest news stories of the moment. Chanel‘s designer spoke out on everything from the crisis in Syria to Greek’s failing economy. There was, of course, pop star commentary, too. When asked about Lana Del Rey he said, “I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She’s not alone with implants.”
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